April 19, 2000
 









Photo by Jen ButtsAcoustic concert comes to the Rankin Gallery
By BRIAN VAN STEENKISTE
Amusement Editor

On Tuesday, April 11 the Rankin Center Art Gallery hosted a free concert by Beth Wood. Wood was the final performer in Music Industry Management Association's (MIMA) concert series in the Rankin Center.

Talented entertainer Beth Wood brought her acoustic stylings to the Gallery where she played by herself for over an hour. She kept the crowd enthralled with her witty musical selections that drew people passing by into the crowded gallery. The show had a good turnout, and at one point more folding chairs had to be brought in to accommodate the large number of people coming in. The event received funding from the Student Activity Fund, which appeared to be money well spent as the crowd clapped enthusiastically after each song.

Chris Rayman, a freshman in the Auto program, knew that Wood was coming, but didn't know what day. After seeing the crowd outside the gallery and hearing music, he stopped to investigate. "They should do this more often. There's so many people who like to come in and see someone playing guitar," Rayman said. "The gallery is a good place for this because its the right atmosphere for it. Music is art, and it draws the crowd right in."

Wood sang about a variety of subjects in her performance including late night radio DJs, supermodels and their diets, Miles Davis, her father and different break-ups. She said that she gets inspiration for her songs from everyday living, friends, family, personal experiences and "all the freaks that I know."

Rayman also said that its good to have events like Wood's performance because of the Music Industry Management program. "I think it's a great idea (MIMA) brings something like this," he said. Rayman mentioned that Wood reminded him a little of Jewel and said, "(Wood) is pretty damn good."

Dan Cronk, the advisor for the Music Industry Management program and MIMA was at Wood's show and commented about the people who put it together. "It's primarily a student effort. All of the results of the concert series are the work of the MIMA students," Cronk said. He said that when students take ownership of the event they really put forth their best effort. "We take the role of advisor quite literally," Cronk said. "We assist when they ask, but we consider this as part of their education."

The students are responsible for all the production of the show, as well as any details necessary to make sure the events run smooth. Steven Good was the production manager for Beth Wood's show and was pleased with the performance. "We filled up the place. I was rather impressed with the turnout." Good said that MIMA has been working since the end of last semester to bring Wood.

Wood said that she has been a full-time professional musician for three years now, and before that, she had a day job and played on the weekends. "I love my job. It beats the hell out of sitting at a desk," Wood said. She said making music a career is a tough road, but said it was the best thing for her to do. "I've always done music. It's always been something I wanted to do."

"It's hard to get noticed (in the music world) unless you're fifteen with fake boobs and a belly button ring," Wood said. She said that she taught herself guitar, and according to her press information, she is classically trained in piano, violin, vocal and the harp. In addition to all of this, Wood has her own record label that she uses to release her own work. She has three CDs, 1996's "Wood Work," 1998's "New Blood" and her latest effort, "Late Night Radio." The single "Geometry" from "Wood Work" was featured on Fox's "Party of Five."

Anyone interested in Beth Wood can find out more about her at her homepage, www.BethWoodmusic.com. Tour-dates, a biographical section, mp3 and real audio files of her music as well as links and writings from Wood can be found on the website.



Earnest'-ly good time had by all
By MEGHAN CARBARY
Ferris State Torch

As the house lights dimmed, a hush fell about the audience of Williams Auditorium. Then, the stage lights slowly came up on a tidy English flat and a flurry of maids and butlers setting about their chores.

As the characters went about their tasks in an uncommonly comedic way, they set the mood for the evening -- light and side-splitting, but in a very serious way.

"The Importance of Being Earnest" was performed by the Ferris State Theater group on April 13, 14 and 15. The group worked hard to portray this timeless classic in a manor that was very crowd pleasing.

"It is always fun to do a classic that is old, but still funny," Director Katherine LaPietra said. "Everyone did a marvelous job, both the veteran and the new cast members."

The story of "Earnest" is a timeless tale of love, courtship and mistaken identities. For those who have not seen or read this Oscar Wilde classic, two men, both whom are pretending to be Earnest Worthing, make up much of a plot.

Jack Worthing is simple country man who frequents London to court his lady love, Gwendolen Fairfax. Miss Fairfax is kin to Algernon Moncrieff, a friend of Worthing. The play opens on Worthings' visit to Moncreiff, and the trouble of two Earnests beings from there.

Both Worthing and Moncrieff are of the opinion "why tell the truth when you could lie."

In a moment of desperation over a cigarette case, Jack reveals a secret to Algernon, which opens up a whole new pack of deception for the cast to get involved in. The plot continues to snowball and entraps all the characters along the way.

Meet Cecily Cardew, a hopeless romantic and carefree young women. Her interests lie in the love of Earnest Worthing, supposed brother to her caretaker. Her problems lie in the fact that Gwendolen Fairfax also believes she is in love with one Earnest Worthing. Headaches are on the rise from there when the two Earnests, end up in the same place at the same time.

Throw in a Bunberry, a doting aunt, a tiff between ladies and a misplaced baby, and the result is a crowd pleasing story that has laughs in store for all.

The whole cast of seemingly perfect strangers end up being closer than they every imagined, and in the end the lies all turn out to be true, and Jack Worthing really gets "Earnest" about things after all.

If you like witty comedy, and well worded plots, The "Importance of Being Earnest" was definitely one to see. FSU theater did a bang-up interpretation of it.

With a cast of students who are mostly veteran performers on the Williams stage, the chemistry seemed unmatched.

Phil Utley, a senior in Printing Management played the role of Algernon Moncrieff. "Everyone was excellent," Utley said. "I cannot say enough about the play. The rotating sets were great, and the butlers and maids were amazing. They really set the tone for us. Besides, it was fun to do, how often do you get to see people running around in spats?"

For some members of the cast, their roles proved to be more of a life lesson and learning experience than just a role in a play. "I really wasn't sure I could do this role," Mary Macfarlane, a sophomore in Liberal Arts and cast member said. "I dislike the character of Cecily Cardew immensely, it was an experience for me to learn, I feel it will help me deal with people of this nature better in my life."

Macfarlane also echoed the resounding statement that the cast was outstanding. "The cast really pulled together," she said.

"Excellent actors and actresses," agreed Erica Smith, a sophomore in public administration who played Gwendolen Fairfax said.

To put a wrap on the evening, cast member Scott Starkweather, a junior in advertising, who portrayed Jack Worthing, added the thought that, all in all, the play went "smashingly well."



Music, food and fun are coming to the campus Quad on April 29
By BRIAN VAN STEENKISTE
Amusement Editor

On April 29 the FSU Quad outside of the Rankin Center will be the site of the annual spring celebration, Ferris Fest. Bands, food, inflatable games, novelties and RSO and vendor booths will be combined in an outdoor setting for students to enjoy.

Carlisle Hall Council is sponsoring the inflatable games coming for Ferris Fest. The inflatable games are being co-sponsored by Entertainment Unlimited and are being funded entirely by the Student Activity Fund. Rocky Byington, the secretary of Carlisle Hall Council, said, "(The inflatable games are) proven to be a huge success. They were well liked last year and they've also been a big success at ZTA's Natural High events." Sumo suits, the bungee run, an inflatable Olympic obstacle course, the Velcro wall and "off with your head" will all be located in front of Clark Hall.

In addition to the free inflatable games, a number of novelties will also be on hand. For a nominal charge, students will be able to walk away with something from making wax hands, having a picture taken on the "big chair," posing for a fantasy photo and having motion cards made.

A number of RSO and vendor booths will also be at Ferris Fest. These booths will be positioned near the Rankin Center in the Quad. Dining Services will also be set up in the Quad near Helen Ferris. Food will be free for students with meal plans, and can be purchased by students without meal plans.

The highlight of the day will be the free music. A covered stage will be set up in front of the FLITE construction area for the performers. The winner of the Ferris' Finest Talent Showcase will perform at Ferris Fest and a drum circle is also being planned by MIMA. There are three acts confirmed, but others may be added.

Two of the three main acts are being brought by the Music Industry Management Association (MIMA). The "Jah Kings" are a reggae band from Kalamazoo that bring a spiritually positive message of acceptance and unconditional love. Their body-moving reggae beats were featured at last Spring's Reggae Fest and are sure to rock the house at Ferris Fest.

MIMA is also bringing Rev. Right -time and the 1st Cuzins of Funk. This funk band from Flint was recently signed to Atlantic Records and has a wild stage show. "(They're) crazy, non-stop energy for 90 minutes straight," Kara Helms, MIMA's external secretary, said. According to Helms part of the bands stage show is playing in the buff, but they will tone down their act for Ferris Fest.

"They're awesome bands," Helms said. "We wanted to try to get a diverse group that will appeal to everyone." Helms also said that even though Ferris Fest is on campus, there's a bunch of good music. "We're trying to give a positive message without taking all the fun out of it," Helms said. "I'd rather have it off campus, but with all the problems the university has been having with student behavior I can understand the community's desire to have it at the university."

EU is bringing Toshi Reagon as the headliner for Ferris Fest. Reagon and her band, Big Lovely, will play a combination of blues, funk, folk and gospel. Reagon recently appeared on the syndicated Motown Live and has received rave reviews in a variety of newspapers and magazines.

"The caliber of performers coming here is just fantastic," Director of Student Activities, Michelle Burke said. Burke said students should keep an open mind and come to Ferris Fest expecting to have a good day to eat good food and to just hang out.

According to Burke, the total cost of Ferris Fest is almost $40,000. It's also the last main event of the year, and the first official event on the Quad. "I'm very excited, " Burke said. "This is the new center of campus and this is what the Quad was built for, to have great events and to bring students together."

Burke also mentioned that Ferris Fest is a real collaboration with many student groups helping out and with tremendous support from the Physical Plant. The Quad will be cordoned off with snow fence in-between buildings. Check points will be set up for security and portable outhouses will be located between Clark Hall and the Rankin Center.

Williams Auditorium and the Dome Room are the alternative locations in case it rains. The bands will play in Williams and some novelties will be relocated to Williams as well. The remaining attractions will be housed in the Rankin Center and the Dome Room. If it's just sprinkling the show will go on as planned under the covered stage, but regardless the show will go on. Burke said that everything is paid for, so it will be here, rain or shine.





Softball struggles with conference play
By CHRIS MILLER
Sports Editor

The rest of the season for the Ferris State University softball team will prove to be what will decide the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (GLIAC) title.

FSU remains as being the favorite team to win the title for the third straight year in a row. Two teams, Grand Valley State and Ashland, stand FSU's way of the standings in the GLIAC.

The Bulldogs also look to make a statement in the NCAA Division II National Championship Tournament again this year. For the past two years, Ferris has made an appearance in the national tournament.

For Ferris State this season, senior Anne Bentley has been hot from the plate batting .563 in the last five games. She has hit safely in eight of her last nine games, including the last five. Also senior Kris St. Andre is hitting .533 in her last five games. St. Andre has a total of six RBI during the last five game period.

Fourth-year Head Coach Keri Becker is only two wins away from achieving her 150th career victory at Ferris. Becker has compiled a 148-64 record at Ferris State.

This past weekend, the Bulldogs saw action with two games against both Saginaw Valley State and Wayne State. Before the SVSU double header, a total of 14 games were canceled due to weather problems both in Erie, Pa. and Big Rapids. A two-game set with Grand Valley State was canceled on April 11 due to cold weather and snowy conditions.

Ferris State took on Wayne State on Sunday, losing the first game 1-0 but pulling off the second game in eight innings 6-4. The Bulldogs offense struggled against Amy Thiede with only two hits in the loss. In the second game, senior Brandy Coe got the start, pitching a complete game for Ferris.

FSU scored in the first inning when senior Nadine Crowl singled in senior Anne Bentley. After four innings, Ferris (20-13) held a 2-1 lead over Wayne State (11-27). The two teams each scored two runs in the fifth inning. Crowl led the way with a double which brought senior Jaymee Kent in from second base. Also scoring for the Bulldogs was senior Kris St. Andre.

After the seventh inning, both teams were tied at four. With a triple in the eighth, Bentley drove in two runs to win the game for the Bulldogs.
Against the Cardinals, Ferris walked away with a split in the two-game series. In game one, another strong pitching performance from Coe paved way for the offense to take over in the third inning.

With one out in the third, Bentley sent a rocket home run over the center field fence starting a three-run inning. After a single and stolen base by Kent, St. Andre singled to right scoring Kent. Sophomore Jennifer Colvin scored the final run on a wild throw to first base.

Saginaw finally got on the board with the final run of the game in the fifth inning. Coe pitched the complete game for the Bulldogs, allowing six hits and striking out six batters. St. Andre finished the game with two hits from three at-bats. Also hitting well for Ferris was Bentley, who went three for three from the plate.

In game two, the Cardinals struck back with a 2-1 victory over FSU. For Ferris State, junior Teresa Sutermeister got the start on the mound.

Ferris scored the first run of the game in the fourth inning. St. Andre homered to center field, scoring the only run of the game for FSU. Saginaw come back to win the game two innings later scoring two runs off Sutermeister. After pitching over five scoreless innings, she was replaced by Coe.

The Bulldogs only managed to get five hits off Saginaw's pitcher, Carrie Shay.

FSU will look to use the GLIAC North Cluster Tournament on April 28-29 for a chance to win the GLIAC title this year. The Bulldogs will take on Hillsdale, Ashland and Findlay for four games a piece. The tournament will be held at home.

Next up for Ferris is a trip to Ewardsville, Ill on April 20-22 for the Great Lakes Region Showdown. This tournament will feature teams from Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana and Wisconsin.



Both golf programs place well in recent tournaments
By NICK WASMILLER
Ferris State Torch

The Ferris State men's golf team got out to an early lead and never looked back, winning the NCAA Division II District IV Golf Tournament held at Deer Track Golf Course in Auburn, Indiana on April 16th and 17th.

The Bulldogs led by two strokes after the first day of competition over second place University of Indianapolis. Ferris compiled a score of 279 on the first day, a score that placed the team five under par. The Bulldogs shot a round of 285, one over par, in the final round to bring home the victory.

"The weather was perfect for golf on Sunday, but on Monday it rained quite a bit and I was actually more impressed with the second day scores than the first," Ferris State Head Coach Brad Bedortha said.

Senior John Hagemeier led the Bulldogs on day one, with a score of four under par. Hagemeier's round of 67 placed him in second position overall for the day, two strokes behind first day leader Doug Kreitner of University of Missouri-St. Louis. Sophomore Chad Tate finished with the third highest score of the first round, one stroke behind Kreitner.

The Ferris State women's golf team also had a good showing this past weekend, taking sixth place at the annual Illini Spring Classic this past weekend held at Stone Creek Golf Club in Urbana, Illinois. The Bulldogs finished the two day tournament with a total score of 685, an average score of 85.6 per round.

In the team's fourth tournament of the spring, FSU finished 57 strokes behind champion Southwest Missouri State University. The Bulldogs narrowly beat out three other teams for the sixth spot. Xavier finished three strokes behind the Bulldogs to finish seventh.

GVSU finished with a score of 691, six strokes behind the Bulldogs and in ninth place. 14 teams competed in the weekend event, with a difference of 128 strokes between the first and last place finishers.

The Bulldogs were led by freshman Kathryn Bobbie with a score of 18 over par. Bobbie shot an 82 on the first day, while firing a 80 on day two. The total score of 162 place Bobbie in a six way tie for 13th place, 14 shots behind winner Jessica Polus from Southwest Missouri State University. Bobbie finished ten shots behind second place finisher Katie Howard, also from SW Missouri State.

"Our team continues to improve every time out. The team's main goal for this season is to make the Division II Nationals," Bedortha said. "Two teams make nationals from each region and we are battling for the second spot. I believe it (the second spot) is between Grand Valley State University and us and so far this spring we have beat them twice while they only beat us once. I definitely think we have a great opportunity to go to nationals. We haven't played great but good enough to beat them, and we continue to grow

Other top finishers for the Bulldogs were junior Meren LeBoeuf who finished the tournament with a score of 171, 27 shots over par. LeBoeuf finished tied with two others for 32nd place. Freshman Jen Dziablo was the third highest finisher for Ferris, shooting a 31 over par, placing her is 42nd place.

Juniors Melissa Jack and Amber Kennon finished with scores of 34 and 38 over par respectfully. Jack finished tied with one other competitor for 49th, while Kennon tied with two others for 59th.

"The women's program has loads of potential and could easily contend for the national championship within the next five years," Bedortha said. "Everything is in place for both of our programs to achieve success."



There were many highlights in Bulldogs sports this year
By CHRIS MILLER
Sports Editor

We are coming to a close on another year at Ferris State University. Many events in FSU sports have been the highlight of the past year.

The 1999-2000 varsity sports year started with the addition of two new teams at Ferris. The women's soccer team took the field for the first time ever at FSU this year. Playing 11 games and losing all of them, the Bulldogs managed to find success by just being able to participate. Another team added to the department was the men's cross country team.

With the excitement of the two new teams, many of the traditional Ferris sports thrived on their seasons. The biggest improvement of the year was the women's basketball team.

The Bulldogs managed to get to the GLIAC Tournament final only to lose to Northern Michigan University. FSU also competed, for the first time in Bulldog history, in the NCAA Division II National Tournament. An early first round loss to Missouri-St. Louis capped off the season with an overall record of 22- 7 and 16-3 in the GLIAC.

Despite finishing the year with only five wins overall, the men's basketball team had a few players that shined this year. Senior Aaron Nauta and sophomore Adam Anderson finished at the top in scoring for the Bulldogs. Anderson averaged over 14 points per game, while Nauta ends his career at Ferris leading the team with most minutes played and assists.

The first sport this year was football. FSU complied an overall record of 7-3 and 7-2 in the GLIAC earning FSU a share of the championship with Northwood. On the gridiron, the Bulldogs were led by several key players setting individual records as the year went on.

The only two losses against division opponents were nearly comeback wins. Against Ashland, the annual homecoming game, FSU was down 23-7 going into the fourth quarter.

With rain drizzling down upon the field and the temperature at very cold levels, the Bulldogs attempted to make a big late fourth quarter comeback only to lose in the final seconds 26-22. Sophomore Clarence Coleman dropped a pass from FSU's all-time leading passer senior Matt McCarthy.

Along with McCarthy, seniors Mo Harris and Neal Mozdzierz stood out on offense. Harris captured the school's leading rushing title while Mozdzierz set a new FSU record with receiving yards caught.

The biggest sport at Ferris State had a successful season as well. The men's hockey team finished once again this year in sixth place in the Central Collegiate Hockey Association with an overall record of 21-16-2 and 13-13-2 in the conference.

Ferris won their first playoff hockey game at the CCHA Tournament against Notre Dame. This year's two biggest wins came against Michigan in Ann Arbor and Ohio State at home. Michigan snatched the first of the two games at Ewigleben Ice Arena 4-2. It was a game where the Bulldogs dominated the game, but lost it in the third period.

Sweet revenge was in store for the Bulldogs as they traveled the next day to Michigan and defeated the Wolverines 4-2. The crowd was hostile, but the Bulldogs pulled off the upset scoring three goals in the third period.

The fan favorite game at home was against Ohio State on Feb. 19. Down 3-1 in the third period with less then seven minutes left in the game, the Bulldogs scored three goals in three minutes to cap off the comeback. It was probably the loudest that the crowd had been all year round.

Another team that sought success this past year was the FSU's men's tennis team. Two players,
Martin Krbec and Jan Talian won the national doubles championship at the 1999 Rolex "Super Bowl" of Small College Tennis in Memphis, Tenn.

Along with the teams that have had success, there are still teams finishing their season. Look for the softball team to capture another GLIAC title this year and place high in the national standings. Both golf teams have showed they can compete with the best in the nation and finish their season at the end of April.

The softball team has a big tournament from April 28-30 against the north division of the GLIAC.




Is spring here yet?
By KELDA BARNUM
Ferris State Torch

Now that spring is here, or almost, depending on which small ground-dwelling rodent you pay attention to, we are plagued by a condition which causes us to avoid the classroom and forget assignments opting to watch Major League for the tenth time Spring Fever.

With a mere two weeks left of classes, people across campus are experiencing the age-old phenomenon associated with the prospect of impending freedom from school and the chance of warmer weather. Classes have lost their luster and assignments lack importance in the wake of the dreaded Spring Fever.

Spring Fever is, of course, not a disease but a state of mind. Some researchers have argued that Spring Fever is a diagnosable disorder caused by a combination of emotional and psychobiochemical factors. While these factors may contribute to the symptoms of Spring Fever, I believe there are some much more basic reasons why I have a harder time making it to classes or turning in Torch articles on time during this final leg of the race to summer.

For one, I am tired of all my classes and no amount of sudden excitement in the curriculum is going to change my mind. The syllabi we received at the beginning of the semester have predictably tracked the passage from the first few weeks of enthusiasm to our current state of boredom. I have been sitting in the same seats in lecture halls and classrooms across campus since January, growing more and more impatient with the girl sitting in front of me with the big hair or the guy to my left who smells like fish sticks. My once organized biology notes are now a gallery of strange doodles and block letters, not that biology notes are important considering my current protest on studying.

Perhaps if professors switched things around a little they could prevent Spring Fever. Hold lecture in The Rock, forget that final essay on the syllabus, and switch my seat far away from the guy who smells like fish sticks. Anything to break the redundant routine that wreaks havoc on the state of mind of all students ready for sunny weather.

Perhaps the most damaging culprit is the weather. Snow in April is certainly contributing to cases of Spring Fever across campus. Students are so eager for warm weather and the end of winter semester classes that despite the still frigid temperatures, people have donned shorts and open-toed sandals. This behavior is totally natural, and if your skin is thick enough, more power to you. But unfortunately there aren't enough tropical print shirts and shorts to transform the weather into the summer paradise we all long for.

The easiest way to escape Spring Fever is to drop out of school and spend all of April in the Bahamas. But everyone knows that Ferris students don't look for the easy way out. Therefore, the only way to avoid Spring Fever without jeopardizing your future is to work hard at defeating boredom.

In the game of Spring Fever, boredom is the enemy. Boredom in classes and in the workplace results in a lack of interest and effort. Find something interesting about your classes or your professors that will encourage you to break free from Major League and venture to the classroom. Create a goal in your classes that you have a chance of attaining in the next couple weeks, and work to meet it. Find a project or a hobby that can keep your interests in the present instead of focused on summer plans.

And if all else fails, forget finals and fly to the Bahamas.



A town gone mad
By STEPHANIE GUILES
Opinions Editor

I sat in our car waiting for my friend to go into "Dollar Tree" and get a small package of paper plates. After she had been gone a few minutes, I noticed two very old and dilapidated cars parked a few spaces over. Both cars had people inside; one of them was full of young people, the other was driven by a middle-aged woman with a young man sitting with her as a passenger.

The driver of one of the cars, a young man with blond hair, was yelling at the woman in the station wagon and also revving the engine of his car, which barely ran. The car had nearly flat tires. The young man then began yelling at another young man who was standing in front of the store. I became alarmed at that point, as I was only a few feet from both cars. The woman then began yelling at me, saying, "He's really cool isn't he. Isn't he cool?"

Well actually no
, I thought. This didn't seem really cool to me.

I did not respond. The young man looked at me as if waiting for me to respond. I still did not respond. I got out of our car and locked the door behind me as I got out. I inconspicuously walked up to "Dollar Tree" and asked the clerk to call 911. The clerk called 911. I looked out the front window and observed that the station wagon that the woman was driving had gone out of view. Now the car containing four young people was there alone.

At this point, no one is sure what happened. The police had not yet arrived at the scene. A young man got out of the car (back seat) and used a four-way tire iron to open the trunk. He either took a dark colored object out of the trunk and stuck it in his belt, or he took the dark colored object out of his belt and stuck it into the trunk. I was watching out of the front window of "Dollar Tree" with my friend and the clerk. No on watching could really tell what the kid had done.

Because of that, we again became alarmed because of speculation that he had a weapon of some kind. At that point, the car swung around and drove right in front or "Cost Cutters" and "Dollar Tree." One of the young men got out of the car and went into "Cost Cutters." The car then drove away.

The station wagon then came back into view just as the police arrived. The police surrounded the station wagon. The young man who got out of the passenger seat of the station wagon appeared to be cooperating with the authorities. Then, out of no where, two young men came out of "Cost Cutters" and began shouting at the police belligerently. The situation quickly escalated into what appeared to be small riot.

The police had their hands full attempting to control the scene. A young man who was involved in the problem called some friends on the pay phone. These people would arrive later, after all the fighting, the second car returned. The driver and passengers of the other car began yelling at the police and cursing. The next thing we knew, everyone was fighting. The young men attempted to fight the police and the police had to physically restrain them. One of the young men was handcuffed and put into the Police Car, only to break out the back window.

Everyone at "Dollar Tree" was locked inside for over 30 minutes because of the trouble that was going on in front. We were literally afraid of being shot through the plate glass window. And if that was our concern, it was well warranted. The week marks the one-year anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings. Although it is not fair to speculate or stereotype anyone, being afraid of being the victim of a shooting is not far from anyone's mind. This was obvious by the comments and reactions of "Dollar Tree" staff and customers.

Although no one may want to witness an event like this, they do happen. What on earth would provoke a group of people to behave this way? The thing is, I'm sure they were all really mad because the Police came and busted up what, to them, was fun. What these kids don't realize is that they cannot get away with stuff like this anymore. The public is just too jumpy and we remember events such as what happened at Columbine too clearly. Citizens are no longer willing to just sit around and ignore suspicious behavior. Maybe this is because we are often seeing innocent people killed. No one can help but wonder who is next.



All good things must come to an end
By JACOB CRAFT
Ferris State Torch

Every good thing must come to an end. I, along with several hundred others will be graduating in just a few short weeks. Those of you who aren't graduating are probably writhing with envy, and those of you that are graduating most likely aren't even reading this. Senioritis seems to be an inevitable malady for those about to march to "Pomp and Circumstance". I too suffer from this disease, which has only one known cure. The only way to escape the lethargic throes of senioritis is to receive a piece of parchment from a dean or other member of administration while wearing ridiculous flowing black garb. It is a loathsome remedy, but I am too happy to take that walk, if only to get my ambition back.

To all my fellow seniors, congratulations. You get to leave Ferris and enter the great big world. It is now time to apply all of the valuable information you paid so much to obtain. Hopefully your last spring break hasn't completely eliminated those brain cells that contain this necessary knowledge. To those of you that wish to delay the inevitable for a while longer, remember that graduate school can defer those student loans for a while. Plus, you get to hide beneath the ample wing of academia for yet another season. All of this while inflating your future net worth. Sounds like a win/win situation to me. I think I'll try it.

To all of those not fortunate enough to escape this semester, my condolences. But cheer up! You get to stay at Ferris. We've got a great big ugly library for you to use. There's always the excitement of a thrilling dorm fire to liven up those otherwise dull weekends. And who can forget the giddy thrill of hearing of the latest alcohol related casualty? It's almost enough to make me want to stay. But, alas, I cannot. So I leave it to you, the undergraduates, to bask in the warmth of all that Ferris has to offer.

Okay, so maybe I'm a bit cynical about Ferris. That's alright. Most of us are. But before we rip apart our alma mater too much, let's remember what it has given us. I think that we have some of the best teachers available. Granted, sometimes it seems as though these teachers are pearls before swine, but the fact remains that we have professors that care about communicating an important message to the student body. No one has ever been a success without a teacher of some kind that illuminated the path. Also, regardless of the quality of our hockey team, the fans seem to be top notch. In my book, the only good hockey game is when the police have to threaten the fans in order to make them stop insulting the other teams goalie. Plus, if they fight, that's pretty cool too.

With all that is good about Ferris, there is much left to accomplish if we are to be a successful school in the future. Sometimes, we Ferris students are accused of being apathetic. That really hurts, and if I weren't so tired, I'd explain why we aren't. Seriously, most of the students here at Ferris have a worthy complaint of some kind to make, but all they ever do is complain about it to their friends. Those that could make a difference never hear about our dissatisfaction, so it is simply business as usual. The rift between students and administration is pretty much due to this fact. The students are cranky because the administration won't do what they feel the university needs, and the administration is upset because the students won't tell them what they want. The squeaky wheel gets the oil. If you want something to change, some noise on the subject needs to be made.

Some possible areas to think about. First of all, when one lives in the dorms, they are required to purchase a meal plan. This plan, while convenient, seems to work to the betterment of someone other than the students. If all the meals aren't used up in a given week, they are sucked into the void, lining the pocket of someone, somewhere. Secondly, the administration at the university keeps expanding, while the faculty has been stagnant in comparison. As anyone that has been to the Alumni or Prakken buildings can tell you, the last thing we need is more bureaucracy. Jumping through an infinite amount of hoops put in place by the administration, while enhancing my potential for future circus work, has not significantly supplemented the academic goals of my tenure here at Ferris. Finally, and most importantly, we need to remember that the lifeblood of the university is the students and faculty. The symbiosis between these two groups is required to have a healthy school. The minute that we lose sight of that fact, the quality of the institution will slip. Don't let that happen.

Well, I have climbed atop my well-worn soapbox for the final time. I would like to thank everyone that has contributed to my successes and failures here at the Torch, and at Ferris. For better or for worse, this has been an experience that I cannot forget. Thanks for reading, and reacting every once in a while. I hope that my disjointed writings have caused some good to happen, no matter how small. Good luck.